Buy the Craig ‘The Rage’ Book
Hello One Life Left listeners.
It’s cold outside. It’s dark. Soon it will be Christmas, and you know what that means. Greedy family members with their hands out, expecting you to give them something because of a coincidence of genetics. A few pointless skeins of DNA, and I’m obliged to buy you a basket of ‘smellies’ from Body Shop?
This Christmas you have another option. Fulfil your familial present-buying obligation while simultaneously extending a contemptuous middle finger to the gift-recipient by purchasing a copy of ’64 Bits of Pain’. That is my book.
Featuring old classics and new poems exclusive to the book, never recorded because they are so incendiary they literally cannot be spoken out loud.
Go here and it can be yours.
Contact me personally for a personalised copy, marked with my blood and / or semen.