Buy the Craig ‘The Rage’ Book
Hello One Life Left listeners.
It’s cold outside. It’s dark. Soon it will be Christmas, and you know what that means. Greedy family members with their hands out, expecting you to give them something because of a coincidence of genetics. A few pointless skeins of DNA, and I’m obliged to buy you a basket of ‘smellies’ from Body Shop?
F-off Nan.
This Christmas you have another option. Fulfil your familial present-buying obligation while simultaneously extending a contemptuous middle finger to the gift-recipient by purchasing a copy of ’64 Bits of Pain’. That is my book.
Featuring old classics and new poems exclusive to the book, never recorded because they are so incendiary they literally cannot be spoken out loud.
Go here and it can be yours.
Contact me personally for a personalised copy, marked with my blood and / or semen.
6 Comments
I have this from the launch night. Definitely worth it
Diagnosis: Purchased
Would like to buy two copies but would like one of them with an inscription ( ink will be fine ) for my girlfriend. Please email me if this possible. I couldn’t see an obvious contact. Thanks
I can do this – I think you will see my e-mail address if you hover over my name below…if not, e-mail Ste at the show and he can forward onto me.
No, I hovered for three weeks and nothing happened. I’ll go to plan Ste
You had me laughing out loud (you’ll never see me type LOL… ever) Nick.
Ordered a softcover version of the book, so that I may upgrade to a hardcover version in future, when I get promoted to floor sweeper.