At the Resonance Christmas Party. In the foreground, Scanters. She’s upset. VISIBLY upset.

Why? Because that’s Jack from The Bike Show in the background, and he has just blanked her*. This was One Life Left’s attempt at being the bigger show — in lieu of being the better one, obviously — and all we got was a cross-room scowl and a copresenter locked in the girls’ bathroom in floods of tears.

Thanks a bunch, Jack. We’ll see you on the schedules in January, no doubt for some more of your so-called critically-acclaimed widely-respected broadcasting, which we’ll combat in the only way we know how: with awkward incompetence and childish enthusiasm.

Chausseures!

*Didn’t see her wave, possibly a bit like this.