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Chart Market Economy 20th December 2008

From: ste@onelifeleft

To: derek@onelifeleft

Subject: where’s the chart?

it’s saturday and there’s still no chart up on the site. what’s going off?

s.

From: derek@onelifeleft

To: ste@onelieft

Subject: Re: where’s the chart?

Yeah sorr y sste. Im rrelly not v well rright now. In bed last ffew days withfflu and still shhaking quite alot due to temp.Nnot been at wwork eithr soicn’t say whats beennse lling.

-Derr ek

From: ste@onelifeleft

To: derek@oneliefleft

Subject: Re: Re: where’s the chart?

oh wouldn’t it be nice if we all could just quit working as soon as we got the sniffles. how about you get that chart up on the site now. remember we’ve got new features coming next year.

s.

From: derek@onelifeleft

To: ste@oneliefleft

Subject: Re: Re: Re: where’s the chart?

Ouhch. I thoughtt you wweer meantt to be bbbe the nnice one Ste. Givve mme aaabb break while I’mm iilll ll yyyes? Iit’s chcristms aftter all.

From: ste@onelifeleft

To: derek@onelifeleft

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: where’s the chart?

just in case I didn’t make myself clear, find a way to write this week’s chart or the NEW FEATURES next year will mean there is not enough time for old features, specifically yours.

s.

From: derek@onelifeleft

To: ste@onelifeleft

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: where’s the chart?

IT’S OKAY STE. I FOUND THE MEDICINE CABINET I TOOK A COUPLE OF PILLS THEY MADE ME FEEL A BIT BETTER SO I TOOK THEM ALL AND NOW I FEEL A LOT BETTER IN FACT I THINK IM FLOATING AND AND IM REALLY LIKE HAPPY AND COOL AND STUFF AND ITS GREAT AND THAT SO HERES THAT CHARGGT THEN

10 SORE THROAT – STARTS EARLY AND LINGERS BUT DOESNT DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE SO IS REALLY ANNOYING

9. VOMITING – ITS SUCH A PHYSICAL STRAIN AND SO MESSY

8. DRY WRETCHING – ITS LIKE VOMITING BUT NOT AS MESSY SO BETTER

7. SLEEPLESS NIGHTS – SO TIRED NEXT DAY BUT AT LEAST BED IS COMFY

6. DIZZY SPELLS – FALLING OVER IS RUBBISH BUT SPINNING ROOMS SOMETIMES FUNNY

5. FEVER – HORRIBLE STATES OF MINDS ARE BADS BUT HALUCINATIONS HAVE INTERESTING GRAFIXXX

4. RUNNING NOSE – GIVES NOSE NICE CHEERY RED GLOW LIEK RUDOLPH LOL

3. DOTING NURSES – HELLLOOOO NURSE

2. MEDICINE CABINETS – MANY PILLS = HAPPY+++

1. GOING TOWARDS THE LIGHT – HELLO GRANDMA AND GRANDAD I HAVENT SeEEN YOou INaageES

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3 Comments »

  1. Get well soon Derek!

    Comment by dbot — December 20, 2008 @ 8:22 am
  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is all I have to say on the matter.

    Comment by Little Green Man — December 20, 2008 @ 11:06 am
  3. I bet Ste is the kind of guy that gets reeeeally mad when the postman puts a letter for next door’s through his letterbox…

    Comment by Jimmy G — January 5, 2009 @ 4:32 am

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