SPOILER WARNING: Those of you who’ve not yet listened to the “brilliance” that is S04E03 should do so now, as the following blog contains pictures of TEAMOLL opening the presents they were sent from a correspondent known only as F@keAddress.

Here’s Ste Curran holding up his gift. He hasn’t told us what’s on it yet. I hope he does do that.

Strictly speaking, this isn’t Ann opening hers. It’s her reading the letter accompanying the gifts. But my camera was being all slow and that so we didn’t get any of her holding up her Happy Stalking! card. You’ll have to pretend that this is it, and that she’s crying.

Here’s me using one of my digits to represent how much I like boobs. We’ve had to hide the boobs here because Taliah reads the blog and she doesn’t know what they are yet. But rest assured: they are really very fine boobs.

We love presents. If you want to send us presents, we’ll open them on air and put pictures up on the Internet. And as those pictures will feature Scants, it’ll be like win/win for us all.

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